- We aim to deliver on zero service and have hit 100 % KPIs in this regard since established …..this week.
- If you want we can pretend to have a team but we don’t unless two degenerate, drunken devs count and to be honest we are not really devs but it kinda sounds cool.
- There will be no updates…This is a meme coin FFS and we are mainly sleeping.
- Maybe a bit of tweeting but we are hoping the “community” will take this on as we cant be assed.
- Obviously there is no “community” but please can a few people buy this coin, build a community and send us a bag of cash.
- We are far too lazy to write a “White Paper” that no one ever reads anyway
- Many painful seconds went into the tokenomic design.
- BUT…WE ARE HONEST..80 % tokens to the slacker community and a no BS guarantee….in fact no guarantee.
Got any site recommendations? (we dont even know how to use Wordpress, anyone know how to get rid of the big gap between the title and text, fucked if we do ? 🙂 )